One Shot Screen Test | Menu of Lines
Directions: Go to Festival Lounge at Rose with friends. Drink. Be merry. Choose line. Drink. Be Merrier. Go to video booth. See it share it online. Best test of the night wins 2 tickets to a screening at the Rose on the next day.
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- “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
- “Now is the winter of our discontent.”
- “You think you know what I mean, but you don’t know what I mean. I don’t know what I mean.”
- “Anybody driving slower than me is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.”
- “Sleep well, you tired old thing. Tomorrow you will die.”
- “I love only blue things. Blue flowers, blue skies, blue food.”
- “Don’t screw with me, fellas. This cowgirl has been to the rodeo before.”
- “I can’t get no satisfaction. No, I can’t get no satisfaction. Cuz I try and I try and I try. And I can’t get no satisfaction.”
- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
- “I can play it straight. But I like it gay.”
- “Oh darling, let me look at you, let me touch you, let me drink in your essence.”
- “If ever I would leave you, it wouldn’t be in springtime.”
- “If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.”
- “I wander, lonely as a cloud.”
- “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
- “I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I do whatever the hell I want.”
- “What have I got? No looks, no money, no education. Just talent.”
- “What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
- “I love the way you sing, especially when I can’t quite hear it.”
- “I can see, Martin, I can see! Oh, darling, I can see. I can see the sky, see the sunset, see the moon. And, Martin, I can see you.”
- “I love you. But I won’t die carrying you across a street of rattlesnakes.”
- “In the back of the truck is bag. Don’t open it. It’s full of meat. I skinned the neighbor’s dog.”
- “It’s not about aptitude. It’s the way you’re viewed. So it’s very shrewd to be…very very popular. Like me!”
- “Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day.”
- “You think you’re in love. You’re not. You’re only underneath it.”
- “When I find the right combination, I’m gonna dial you out of my life.”
- “Don’t stop believing. Hold on to the feeling.”
- “Give me your braid, and I’ll give you my brain.”
- “And that business with your tongue. What is that? That is disgusting.”
- “I’m shy. I can’t talk loud. My old man says I’m dull as wall board.”
- “Give me your hand, let me guide you through the thicket. Give me your heart, let me guide you to hell.”
- “He was the kind of blond you want to tie to the bedpost and remove his vocal chords.”
- “Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be.”
- “I used to run faster than my horse. Now I can’t even walk behind her.”
- “You’re sick, I’m sick, the world is sick. Who’s handing out last rites?”
- “This is the last time I’m telling you. Now act like a person.”
- “You have fifty pounds of jello, and then you’re going to jump in it.”
- “He’s a moron. But he’s our moron.”
- “Touch me in the morning. Then just walk away. We don’t have tomorrow. But we had yesterday.”
- “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”
