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One Shot Screen Test | Menu of Lines

Directions: Go to Festival Lounge at Rose with friends. Drink. Be merry. Choose line. Drink. Be Merrier. Go to video booth. See it share it online. Best test of the night wins 2 tickets to a screening at the Rose on the next day.
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  1. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
  2. “Now is the winter of our discontent.”
  3. “You think you know what I mean, but you don’t know what I mean. I don’t know what I mean.”
  4. “Anybody driving slower than me is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.”
  5. “Sleep well, you tired old thing. Tomorrow you will die.”
  6. “I love only blue things. Blue flowers, blue skies, blue food.”
  7. “Don’t screw with me, fellas. This cowgirl has been to the rodeo before.”
  8. “I can’t get no satisfaction. No, I can’t get no satisfaction. Cuz I try and I try and I try. And I can’t get no satisfaction.”
  9. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
  10. “I can play it straight. But I like it gay.”
  11. “Oh darling, let me look at you, let me touch you, let me drink in your essence.”
  12. “If ever I would leave you, it wouldn’t be in springtime.”
  13. “If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.”
  14. “I wander, lonely as a cloud.”
  15. “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
  16. “I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I do whatever the hell I want.”
  17. “What have I got? No looks, no money, no education. Just talent.”
  18. “What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
  19. “I love the way you sing, especially when I can’t quite hear it.”
  20. “I can see, Martin, I can see! Oh, darling, I can see. I can see the sky, see the sunset, see the moon. And, Martin, I can see you.”
  21. “I love you. But I won’t die carrying you across a street of rattlesnakes.”
  22. “In the back of the truck is bag. Don’t open it. It’s full of meat. I skinned the neighbor’s dog.”
  23. “It’s not about aptitude. It’s the way you’re viewed. So it’s very shrewd to be…very very popular. Like me!”
  24. “Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day.”
  25. “You think you’re in love. You’re not. You’re only underneath it.”
  26. “When I find the right combination, I’m gonna dial you out of my life.”
  27. “Don’t stop believing. Hold on to the feeling.”
  28. “Give me your braid, and I’ll give you my brain.”
  29. “And that business with your tongue. What is that? That is disgusting.”
  30. “I’m shy. I can’t talk loud. My old man says I’m dull as wall board.”
  31. “Give me your hand, let me guide you through the thicket. Give me your heart, let me guide you to hell.”
  32. “He was the kind of blond you want to tie to the bedpost and remove his vocal chords.”
  33. “Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be.”
  34. “I used to run faster than my horse. Now I can’t even walk behind her.”
  35. “You’re sick, I’m sick, the world is sick. Who’s handing out last rites?”
  36. “This is the last time I’m telling you. Now act like a person.”
  37. “You have fifty pounds of jello, and then you’re going to jump in it.”
  38. “He’s a moron. But he’s our moron.”
  39. “Touch me in the morning. Then just walk away. We don’t have tomorrow. But we had yesterday.”
  40. “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”
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